What. The name is totally applicable. He was a hero.
[[Technically Independent RP blog for Shaun Hastings from Assassin's Creed. I am a selective follower, and typically only follow those in the same universe. There's exceptions to the rule, but mostly that's how it is. <3]]
Hastings' History
Shaun Hastings: Hey I just met you
Shaun Hastings: And this is crazy
Shaun Hastings: But you have tentacles
Shaun Hastings: So rape me maybe?
Alex Mercer: Okay... thanks to your little distraction I ended up getting all wet in the middle of battle.
Shaun Hastings: ...gross
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD: Once you have been given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s always sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. You deserve it.
((SOBBING ILU BOO.))
Okay, are you saying accents aren't attractive at all? I definitely didn't think that was just a female bias thing.
…Granted some can be somewhat.. alluring. It’s purely a physical attraction and has no real holding in the real world.
Oh I’m certain you’d put up a fight to keep from ingesting anything healthy.
It seems like you.
I’m glad however that Ezio, though being an invasive mind-mate is giving you a modicum of class.
Ezio being an invasive little asshole is besides the point. Do you or do you not want any tea before I go and make it for myself?
..
Yes please.
/goes to prepare him tea/
Wait - you take sugar, right?
One lump, maximum. Typically I take it black but I could go for a bit of sweetness presently, yes.
Honestly we were in that hovel that long and you don’t know how I take my tea?
No. You're one of Justine's friends. Justine only ever picks people she thinks are the best company, and they have to be intelligent. Or else she wouldn't give them the time of day. Plus your British. Bonus.
Bonus points for being British? Really? That’s rather.. Well I suppose you are still seventeen. Dialects don’t necessarily make the man, love.
Damaged: No. Also Daddy's girl: No. Mum's in Poland. On work. Dad's kicked the bucket. Pushing up daisies. Bought the farm and all that. I won't deny the talking like a sailor. But even you can't honestly expect me to speak to guys my age. They're. Well, lacking a better word. Gross.
And for some reason I’m not?
B| I do it to catch people off guard. It's my master plan.
It’s a bloody stupid plan, mate.
